Hello, my name is Sean Patton. I’m a comedian based in Los Angeles and New York, by way of New Orleans. I began doing standup in the Crescent City and have since performed in comedy clubs across the US and Canada. I’ve also performed at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2011), Just for Laughs Chicago (2013), Just for Laughs Toronto (2013), and three times at Just for Laughs Montreal (2008, 2010, 2012). In the TV world, I’ve appeared on Comedy Central’s ‘Live at Gotham’ (2009), ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ (2010), and twice on ‘Conan’ (2011, 2013). 2013 also marked the release of my Comedy Central Half Hour. I’ve also been on ‘@midnight’ (2014, 2015) and will be on Season 2 of ‘The Meltdown’ (2015). As for acting, I’ve appeared on IFC’s ‘Maron’ and Comedy Central’s ‘Inside Amy Schumer’.
Those are the things I’ve done that I’m proud of. For a list of things I’ve done that I’m not so proud of, yeah right you ain’t never gonna know that! I love what I do, some of you will too (Thanks!), and some of you will not (Thanks for coming).
This is all I have, and I want to share it with you. Whomever you are.